I'm the one who:
*needed something unusual to post about...just because I could
*picks up pennies
*hates sleeping alone
*eats chocolate chips straight out of the bag
*wears clothes out of fashion and doesn't realize it (or tries not to care because we can't afford the latest)
*is tired of her hair because it is untamable (not even stylists can give me useable advice)
*thought I was completely ready for the "natural mother" to kick in, only to realize I couldn't find my "natural mothering" gene and had to develop it from scratch
*was surprised by this last fact and thought it all came naturally
*can count to 99 in German and say a few words
*wonders if all the other mothers really have it all together and how they do it
*tried to learn the phrase "dirt bag" in every language
*loved the movie "Grease" for years
*discovered with my college roommates that if you mix one of each blueberry, cherry and rootbeer Jelly Belly's together, they taste like Red Vine licorice
*doesn't like when a good book comes to an end because I like to think the story continues
*doesn't understand the reason for mosquitoes
*laughs sometimes at inappropriate moments
*wants a bullet bike and snowmobile
*doesn't believe in aliens
*never wants to get into a proposition 8 argument because I know what I believe, and I know that they don't know what we know
*knows who I voted for in the presidential election
*hates being pushed for any reason, with words or physically
*despises solicitors and car salesmen and basically any salesman
*loves naps
*feels lucky and completely undeserving to be Gideon's mommy
*thought parenthood wouldn't be so hard
*eats the last bite of sandwich thinking it's smaller than it actually is, and ends up with half of it not fitting in my mouth and I have to stuff it in...and I hope no one just saw what happened
*is just realizing how much effort we need to put forth as a Latter-day Saint
*always has good intentions, and somehow they flop
*isn't offended when someone doesn't like my food
*looks angry or upset when really my face is just relaxed
*loves A&W Cream Soda and orange and grape Crush
*can't waste anything
*hates litter (not as in kitty litter)
*loves jigsaw puzzles
*hopes animals are in heaven
*can't understand why some people are mean on purpose
*recycles
*daydreams when I should be sleeping
*recently visited D.C. and was very proud of our country
*supports our troops but selfishly is glad Tristan isn't serving
*can't handle foreign food very well
*won't go in murky water because I saw Jaws when I was really little
*would rather leave than be left
*loves watching "America's Funniest Home Videos"
*no matter how had I try, can't take a quick shower
*is somewhat obsessed about having a clean house because it makes me feel good
*amazed at other moms that look amazing when I feel lucky to have even showered
*loves following instructions to assemble things from the store
*loves wrapping square/rectangular gifts
*could live off canned fruit
*loves potatoes in almost any shape or form
*could eat Jello for every meal for ever and ever
*loves the anticipation of opening gifts
*hates inconveniences, like living out of a suitcase
*thought dust from the ceiling was what made sleepies in your eyes
*often wears make-up to bed because I was too tired to wash my face
*cuts coupons like crazy, only to pull them out after their expiration date
*does the finances
*has no idea what escrow, etc. is and is scared to ever buy and sell a house without help. I just sign where they say and totally trust them
*is too kind to strangers
*hates when things are unfair, even if I am getting the better deal
*forgot
*can whip out a PB&J sandwich in 30 seconds with both eyes shut
*doesn't feel old enough to own a home and have a baby, but loves it all the same
*hates being left behind
*loves being an adult and not having to ask permission
*pushes people away but really wants them to stay
*absolutely loves being married to Tristan
*hated the dating scene on the most part
*isn't obsessed with the scale or my weight
*loves wave runners...talk about your leg workout!
*wonders if I'll be able to handle having an infant ever again
*drives so well (Tristan only agrees to an extent)
*loves when people are happy and good things happen to them
*was disappointed when Brad and Jennifer broke up
*has never gotten a ticket
*still misses Feral who ran away almost 2 years ago
*checks my email once an hour if I can
*believes a lot of things I see on the home shopping network, and is surprised to hear from friends they really don't work usually
*sometimes follows blindly
*can spell almost anything
*dominates at the Mad Gab game
*had a crush on Luke Skywalker when I was 12 and wrote him for his autograph
*is sensitive (bawls) to being yelled at by anyone
*has most my childhood stuffed animals and wonders why I can't bring myself to part with them
*wants to be a librarian
*hates having a job (unless it's in a flower nursery or library)
*felt tricked into the car I bought 4 years ago
*sometimes wishes I were Anne Shirley's friend
*tries to religiously keep a journal
*hates taking medicine unless I have to
*thought RedBull had alcohol in it
*is going through a smoothie phase
*wants to live when Laura Ingalls lived for a short time
*lives vicariously through others
*can't hear very well over background noise
*collects necklaces from places I've been
*loves gardening
*misses Utah weather
*knows all family's anniversaries and birthdays and remembers them the day after
*quits more often than I should
*wrote this
*is impressed if you read the whole thing