Just FYI

Mylar balloons can and will set off your motion sensor alarm which will then contact the police. You know...just FYI.

Would you like that burned or just slightly black?

My 2 year old likes to turn the knob on the toaster all the way to black. He yells done when one of two things happen. They pop up charred, or the smoke alarm goes off. More often than not, it's the smoke alarm. At least he still eats scraped toast. (As long as I give him free access to the cinnamon sugar.)